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Как приготовить тесто
“How to prepare the dough
- To begin with, take some flour
- Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
- We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
Sometimes when you take a chance…

High school allowed seniors to dress in costume for their school ID
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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
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Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
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The soles of your feet can never grow hair
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SPONGEBOB…
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