waffleguppies:

shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

They doN’T HAVE ITCHY BITES, YOUR BODY IS A WHINY BABYPANTS WHO CAN’T TAKE A TINY BIT OF ANTICOAGULANT SPIT WITHOUT BEING ALL LIKE ‘ooooh look at meee I’m Under Attack™ I better HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION BECAUSE CLEARLY THAT’S A PROPORTIONATE RESPONSE’

shinkisrule:

“Cosette only exists because they needed a soprano”

yes

I can see it now

Victor Hugo, fully aware that his literary masterpiece will be given a musical adaption over a century into the future, plans out all the vocal ranges of each of his characters

He realizes that he lacks a soprano and from there Cosette is born

bruhastrology:

partyhardees:

oceane-water:

empresspinto:

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

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