– eyeballs are an eyeball width apart – ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view – lip corners line up to the center of each eye – hands are roughly the size of your face – feet are the same size as your forearm – elbows are aligned with your belly-button – your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs – both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)
YOU ARE A FUCKING SAINT
– the length of your legs + feet is about the same as the length of your torso + everything above it
WOW! COMIC CON WAS A BLAST!! A HUGE THANK YOU to all the fans that came out to support the show at the panel and the signing! It was such an amazing experience seeing and meeting you all! Hope you all had fun!!
ok so.
there’s an office administrator at my work and she has this cute little 2 year old named William. he calls me “Nick so tall”. like that’s my name to him, but he says it like it’s one word. “Nicksotall”. and i love it
so I’ve taken to calling him Will So Lil’ and we get along like a housefire.
i haven’t seen him in like two weeks, but his mom comes in to work today and tells me that recently he’s been telling his own bedtime stories, and he starts them all with once upon a time and everything. cute right? well to me it gets cuter, because he has been telling stories about Batman, Spider-man, and Nicksotall.
and we have these adventures and climb buildings and fight crime together and i have to be honest, it warmed my heart so fucking much it’s ridiculous
tl;dr I’m a superhero to an adorable 2 year old
yessssssss
This is so pure
i had a visitor at work today. willsoli’l was a ‘struction worker
I love this so much 😭😍
I went to auditions for “the Studio”’s performance of “Beauty and the Beast” yesterday, and the call back sheet just came in! The call back sheet is for main characters, so even if I wasn’t on it I would most likely still be in the show.
BUT I WAS ON THE LIST! I’m flipping out! I was on the list for
– Belle
– Babette
– Silly girls
And, last but not least
– Featured dancers
I can’t believe this! I feel so blessed rn. I have to go in for auditions for the parts later this week, and after THAT is when the “final” roles will be announced. I’m so excited! 😀
It is not exactly stated where they came from, but it’s implied they returned from the BLU base.
Where they stole the int from probably nine BLU mercs.
But they left seven witnesses, so they managed to kill – two.
Who cleans up after them alone – Miss Pauling, a woman. Granted, she probably doesn’t have to battle the seven survivors all on her own, but she does a thorough job without flinching.
The mercs continue to mess things up while she obviously has her eyes on them on her day off. So even on her only free day she’s half at work and is ready to defend the int while the mercs (those who weren’t in the Scout/Pauling-scheme) – goof around despite the alert in their base.
This woman does a more professional job than all of them and the only person she really fears is – another woman. Not walking into the enemy base, not a bread monster, nope, her boss and figure of authority.
Two women rule the roost, they add to the overall humor and they manage to do that fully clothed and without having their boobs jiggling and wiggling all over the place.
Yes, it’s really, really difficult if not impossible to include women in a game’s universe without unnaturally oversexualizing them.
YES YES YES.
This is why I have a beef when people begrudge Expiration Date, saying Miss Pauling was only there as a love interest to Scout. No, so she wasn’t.
Being a love interest or involved with someone romantically doesn’t make a character less badass or feminist. The comics have a more fleshed out Miss Pauling, sure, but Expiration Date didn’t do a bad job with her, especially when looking beyond too-simple assessments of her purpose to the story.
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