tyrannosarcophagous:

not-used-to-being-normal:

danandphan:

danandphan:

gigglygamer:

allnaturaltrashfruit:

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

nova2127u:

What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and
any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than
makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling
enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart,
Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to
an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a
generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.

cybeasts:

I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO MAKING THIS! WOO HOO

Alright, so, yeah! Here’s some rules I gotta lay down first:

What I WILL do:

  • Selective, consensual NSFW (You MUST be 18+. I don’t wanna get in trouble.)
  • Dynamic posing (Model breaking is a possibility, but won’t show in the final piece.)
  • Custom models (YOU MUST PROVIDE THEM, AND THEY MUST BE COMPATIBLE WITH SFM.)
  • Custom textures (YOU NEED TO PROVIDE THESE TOO.)
  • MLP (Rules 3 and 4 apply here; please provide what I need.)

What I will NOT do:

  • Heavy kinks (Diapers, scat, etc. Not my thing. Sorry.)
  • FNAF (It freaks me out. I’m sorry. ;-;)
  • ANYTHING BIGOTED (I won’t made Medic a n-zi and will, in fact, block you if you request that, for example.)
  • Super intensive editing (Stuff like paint-overs. It won’t look good and I want you to be satisfied with the product.)
  • GIFs (I can’t animate just yet.)

Other things to note:

  • Work will not begin until the piece is paid in full.
  • I will not take keys or any other in-game currency. I want to be able to earn money consistently and the price on keys fluctuates too much.
  • I will send you a version of the render that has no watermark. You can use it anywhere; all I ask is that you don’t claim it as your own.
  • I will ask you if it’s okay to share what I made, and if it’s not, I won’t.
  • Everything will be rendered at 1080p (1980×1080 resolution) at the max sample rate. Motion blur will be turned off. Once I have a better computer, I’ll update this post to note that I can render in 4k. Transparent renders will be cropped.
  • Certain maps can’t be used. I’ll let you know if one you request won’t work.
  • Cosmetics from the Winter 2017 update can’t be used. I’ll update this post once they can be.

Thank you for your time! If you’re interested, feel free to message me right here on Tumblr! I’ll ask you a few questions, send my payment information, then begin work once the payment’s been completed. I don’t entirely know how Paypal works, but if you can, put your URL somewhere in there so I know it’s you paying.

Thank you so much! Share if you can!

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