handtosondheim:

scriblonza:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

elderpooptarts:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

“TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY”

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

“There is a castle on a cloud…”

*holds broom horizontally*

“Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!”

*sweeps broom angrily*

“IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!”

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!

*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!

*broom starts dancing of its own accord*
BE.
OUR.
GUEST!

so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh

miss-nerdgasmz:

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The number of Keystone Motel Reviews has decreased! (It used to be in the 1300s)

IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE STEVEN UNIVERSE FANDOM, PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO HELP! (ESPECIALLY if you left a fake review, positive OR negative)

1.) Google “Keystone Motel”

2.) Click on the hyperlink that leads to the reviews

3.) If you see ANY reviews that references the Steven Universe episode of the same name, click on the flag next to the person’s username when you hover over it. You especially need to be suspicious of Reviews that have been made in the past week.
(*the date this post is being made is Thursday, July 16th, 2015, at almost 3AM CST, so the time variance will be different, depending on when you see this post.)

4.) For best results, click on multiple flags so that multiple tabs will open so it’s easier to report more reviews. Depending on how many people help, we can cut down on all of the mess and restore the Motel’s original reputation to when it was.

5.) DON’T EVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN. DO NOT PUT MULTIPLE GOOD PEOPLES’ JOBS AND REPUTATIONS AT RISK BECAUSE OF DUMB JOKES. Not only does this mess up the Hotel’s image, but it also SEVERELY damages the Steven Crewniverse’s reputation as well, and also puts them at severe risk. And it will be our faults.

hellsmonkey:

ALRIGHT I saw a tutorial on blood going around earlier and it was just sooo abbreviated that it made me kind of peeved so I set out to give what little blood knowledge to the test to make a slightly more robust tutorial. (Credentials drawing? 4 years of art school plus like 16 as a hobbyist. Credentials with blood? I liked watching Dexter once and I have a period.)

OTHER THINGS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

  • Drawing from reference is your friend! If you can find life references to go from, fucking GO HAM. Study the shit out of that, the best way to mimic something is to watch it in action. This was put together very quickly but I made sure to do a couple google image searches while I was doing this to see if I was getting the right ideas. This still isn’t perfect. I’m not perfect, I can be wrong! 
    • ALSO: Do yourself a favor and look up stuff about Blood Pattern Analysis, I found This PDF while fact-checking and that gives a good overview of the basics, though you can probably find even more extensive information with a good google search. Forensic scientists use this all the time as a crime-solving tool and you bet your hiney there’s gonna be resources out there documenting the information. These make handy reference tools!
  • Menstrual blood was added for educational purposes, I don’t know if you’d necessarily be DRAWING it but if you have a period, it might be something you see regularly and might want to observe. In that case, I tried to document what’d make the composition different because it IS pretty different than blood coming from the rest of the body, if only because it’s usually seen with tissue or other fluid.
  • Please fullview these if you have trouble reading my handwriting i tried to do these at a high-resolution for that reason
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