Mom: Talk to me about your problems
Me: I’m just stressed out
Mom: YOU’RE stressed out??! I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY FEET COOKING AND CLEANING AND NOBODY DOES CRAP IN THISE HOUSE EXCEPT FOR ME, and YOU’RE stressed out? You don’t have any real problems you’re a baby.

thewordsmithy:

No wait

I can imagine “OFF! The Musical” being really funny and ridiculous towards the start

and then being really dramatic and unhappy at the end

Like what if there’s a song called “The Switch Is Now On OFF” and it’s basically what the Batter sings at any point in the story where a switch needs to be turned off

and he sings it at the end and it’s a reprise but a really dark reprise

and then the whole thing was hilarious before but now it’s not as hilarious anymore

doodletears:

southpauz:

True story

While I was in the car (waiting for my mom to get back from the store) I totally saw this middle-aged woman taking selfies of herself

and you could totally tell she was feelin’ it

I had nothing better to do so I kinda kept watching her thinking the whole time ‘yas babe you do you be confident own that camera yasss’

but then I got spotted

She looked so embarrassed and I felt bad because I was kinda the one creeping so I gave her a thumbs up and then we started taking selfies together while laughing and it was magical 

This is so adorable

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