sometimes this post rolls back around and I make sure to reblog it to remind y’all that thinking that tumblr users are even remotely socially-justice superior and could be something like understanding human beings is a fucking mistake.
As you may have heard, a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is in the making. Gil Kenan has been set to direct the movie. Of course questions have been pouring in for him, which, to our delight, he has been answering in the best ways! The intimacy of the relationship between FNaF fans and one of the most important figures of the film makes for some serious excitement.
For those of you who aren’t keeping up with every tweet, here’s what you need to know:
The animatronics are REAL. In fact, they’re
In fact, have a look at the animatronics in the making! (I’m making believe the “ps” on the package next to the outlet stands for Parts & Services)
Best of all, they are sure to be made with synthetic fur.
This movie is going to feature FNaF lore, but follow an original plot with more than one Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria location.
Apparently he had gone straight to Scott Cawthon to get him involved in the process of creating this film, so rest assured: we’re getting the best stuff we could possibly get.
Perhaps he is also hinting something at the plot of the movie with this reply:
This might be suggesting that at least two victims in the movie, during which there will apparently be a lot of death, will be girls!
Also, Gil Kenan is just plain funny, in the best way possible: lighthearted and respectful. Bonus points for casting the Cupcake with the same name as my cupcake.
And I KNOW you all have been DYING to know, and I’m proud to say that YES, the most important question regarding the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie has been answered:
I don’t know about you, but we are so excited for this movie.
Guys, it seems like deja vu with what happened in the Steven Universe fandom with the fans leaving negative reviews with a real-life establishment that had the same name as an in-universe location. (Keystone Motel, i think it was)
The Family Pizzeria in Stafford, VA has been getting one star reviews from some assholes who are making stupid jokes and references to FNAF. With one even saying an animatronic was violent, most likely scaring any possible customers who don’t know that the restaurant has no animatronics at all. PLEASE STOP NOW!! This is a real business with an incredibly friendly staff who respectfully and amazingly dealt with the onslaught of FNAF related calls. Hell, they had a “Fazbear” promotion for a free pizza topping for any fnaf fans who came to the restaurant.
These are good people, this is a good business, please do not leave negative reviews and ruin the good reputation of this establishment as some dumb joke.
EDIT: also there are 5 star reviews mentioning the smell of blood and mucus and what not. Yeah, giving it 5 stars isn’t really helping when you mention the smell of decay. Please don’t leave any reviews that have to do with fnaf, no matter the rating.
AngelMihe 