iloveteamfortresstoo:

arashisessomi:

Imagine:

It’s summer time and the mercs have found a good swiming pond that has a natural cliff that they can jump off of all at once. One by one they rush back up to do it again while the others rate the jumps from below. Giving their one-of-a-kind jumps “awesome” names like “the ball buster” “half bikini wax nelson” “ass-assimilation” and “spaghetti” as they jump below hearing the hoops and hollers of their team mates.

Spy, still in his full suit, declares they’re all children and refuses to take part.
Demoman picks him up and throws him off the cliff with a yell of, “soggy baguette!”