convict-socks:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

[SLAMS THE DOOR]

best dad.