gems, a summery

steven: adorable
garnet: lesbianism incarnate
amethyst: smol purple baby
pearl: somehow gayer than lesbianism incarnate
rose quartz: true beauty
lapis lazuli: sad water baby who is probably the most powerful single gem on the show
peridot: team rocket crossed with invader zim
jasper: big
ruby: ETERNAL FLAME, BABY
sapphire: laughy sapphy
opal: she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll shoot you in the face
sugilite: purple rock alien nicki minaj
sardonyx: elegant
alexandrite: the ultimate mother
rainbow quartz: 80s dance instructor
stevonnie: experience
malachite: a bad idea
cluster: no
yellow diamond: we don’t know but we’re assuming she’s an evil mother