Job AUs

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General

• ‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot
  never mind please do come in’ AU
  
• ‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and
  you step in and stand up for me’ AU
  
• ‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my
  purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au
  
• ‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU
  

Hairdresser
AU

• ‘You’re my
  regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU
  
• “Rumor has
  it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair
  day so that’s why I’m here’ AU
  

Gift store AU

• ‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU
  

• ‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

• ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower
  and give it to me’ AU
  

• ‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about
  what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end
  up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

• ‘You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you
  loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU
  
• ‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met
  you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU
  

Coffee Shop AU

• I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your
  barista’ AU
  
• ‘You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the
  times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly
  horrible ways’ AU
  
• ‘You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black
  coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never
  finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU
  
• ‘Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking
  in’ AU

Bakery AU

• ‘Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your
  appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU
  

• ‘Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back
  out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

• ‘You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I
  call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your
  items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

• ‘You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping
  something into my drink’ AU
  
• ‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it
  ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU
  

Teacher AU

• We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how
  many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three
  years’ AU
  
• ‘Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’
  AU
  

Writer AU

• I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect
  taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m
  doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

• ‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re
  batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU
  

• ‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you
  hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the
  cone’ AU
  

• ‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve
  prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU
  

Corner Shop AU

• ‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and
  one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU
  
• ‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6
  gallons of milk why’ AU
  

Restaurant AU

• ‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so
  nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU
  
• ‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start
  your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful
  businesses’ AU
  

Idol/Manger AU

• ‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU
  
• ‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama
  and you practice at my expense’ AU
  
• ‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many
  of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

• ‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re
  begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU
  
• “No that’s impossible
  how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU
  

Sex Line Operator AU

• ‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very
  soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU
  
• ‘I have a very
  cute neighbour and very thin walls and
  one day I call you and err your moans
  are very synchronised with my
  neighbour’s’ AU
  

And Finally:

• You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your
  drug den’ AU
  

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