Cheesy pick up lines for the Signs

leafastrology:

Aries: “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

Taurus: “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

Gemini:

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

Cancer:

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

Leo:

” I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

Virgo:

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

Libra:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”

Scorpio:

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”

Sagittarius:

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

Capricorn:

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

Aquarius: ”I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

Pisces: “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

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