the signs’ iconic british quote

Aries: “excuse me please”
Taurus: “unexpected item in the bagging area”
Gemini: “dfs sale now on”
Cancer: “sorry can I just squeeze past, thanks”
Leo: “stick the kettle on will you”
Virgo: “I didn’t like it, I loved it”
Libra: “there’s only one way to find out… FIGHT!!!”
Scorpio: “bang and the dirt is gone”
Sagittarius: “get out of my pub”
Capricorn: “ooh banter !!11!”
Aquarius: “bloody hell”
Pisces: “i fucking hate david cameron”