The zodiacs playing hide and seek

derpastrology:

• People who like to hide:

ARIES:  NO, we can’t hide at the same place! Anyone can easily spot your fat ass. I go solo!
GEMINI:  If I were the seeker, I’d be alone. But we can do this as a team! *hears Aries’ statement* Oh.
CANCER: People don’t usually notice me anyways
SCORPIO: Don’t underestimate me. I will lurk in the dark and blend in with the silence, so you’d better lose all hope of ever finding me before you finally give up
AQUARIUS: Let’s hide in the pool. Don’t worry about your clothes, you can just take them off.
PISCES: I don’t mind if I get found. I mean, if I get found. I usually just get lost myself.

• People who like to seek:

TAURUS: I’m just going to stay here until they eventually get bored and give in
LEO: I shouldn’t hide. Everyone would miss me so bad.
VIRGO: Why am I even playing  
LIBRA: I’m not even sure if I wanted to hide or seek. But I guess seeking is better, since I don’t have to chose where to hide, and can just look everywhere.
SAGITTARIUS: *runs everywhere* Aaare you under this lamp? No? Fine then. *flips table* not here either?
CAPRICORN: I have a master plan. I always have a master plan.