future careers of the signs

sadfrogs:

aries: meme accountant
taurus: meme hater
gemini: meme groomer
cancer: meme loveing motherfuck
leo: meme president
virgo: meme generator
libra: meme stock market
scorpio: meme assassin
sagittarius: meme fucker
capricorn: meme personal assistant
aquarius: meme
pisces: professional memer